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The OC S02 E02 – Carefully laid-out plans.
Previously: The Great Contrivance Spirit decided that Ryan’s teen dad thing was really inconvenient, so Theresa lied about losing her baby, sending Ryan and Seth back to Newport. — The Way We Were...
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Supernatural S02 E11 – Return of the creepy kids
Previously: Gordon was a douche and Sam made friends with a girl who promptly got kidnapped. Or something. — Playthings Kirsti: A van pulls up outside a gorgeous but slightly creepy...
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The OC S02 E04 – The New Era (of Tears and Possible Pedophilia)
Previously: Seth got a job to give Summer a WE’RE JUST FRIENDS present and also add Olivia Wilde to the cast. Sandy, meanwhile, lost his job for taking on a probably-guilty Caleb as a client. — The New...
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Veronica Mars S02 E18 – Expository dreams
Previously: Weevil, Logan and Veronica team up to detect the shit out of things. — I Am God Democracy Diva: In what I thought was a flashback but is definitely a dream, Veronica envisions herself on...
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The OC S02 E09 – Use your words, people.
Previously: Seth snuck around with his girlfriend a lot and Sandy and Kirsten were adorable. — The Ex Factor Angi: So I’m finally guest blogging for Snark Squad. I feel accomplished. That probably...
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Doctor Who S02 E11 – Paper jail
Previously: A blow-job giving paving stone and I’m sure some other stuff. — Fear Her Marines: We start with bright blue sky, cheery music, a banner proclaiming the 2012 London Olympics and even some...
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Dawson’s Creek S03 E16 – Pacey is no Duckie.
Previously: Pacey fights for Joey’s right to paint Chinese characters on the walls of Capeside High. — To Green, With Love Democracy Diva: PTA meeting. A parent accuses the school board of sentencing...
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Grey Chapter 03 – Men or tea?
Previously: Grey went to Portland to figure out if Ana was gay. Her jeans and crazy breathing convinced him she was not. — Alex: It’s the day after Grey’s stalker-shopping trip. He’s out for an...
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Doctor Who S03 E08 – The single heart life.
Previously: The Doctor and Martha met a sun that was alive and wanted everyone to play with it. In a Shining-esque way. — Human Nature Kirsti: Martha and the Doctor burst into the TARDIS, explosions...
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Twilight Chapter 24 – Less adorable than fainting goats.
Previously: Bella got bitten and Edward sucked the poison out of her like it was a snake bite. — Kirsti: Once again, I get a chapter that starts with Bella waking up in an unfamiliar room and...
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The OC S03 E23 – Why are teenagers so dramatic? Because they aaargh!
Previously: Summer saw Seth and Anna suspiciously hugging. — The Party Favor Dim: Hi everyone, time for the potted history of The OC and me- I LOVE this show! At age 17, this was my life. I laughed, I...
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Jessica Jones S01 E03 – Scary Tennant
Previously: Jessica learned Kilgrave’s weakness and Luke’s secret. — AKA It’s Called Whiskey Stephanie: We open with the wonderful credits which go on for a half hour because I’m still watching them...
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New Moon Chapter 04 – How do you still have friends?
Previously: Edward dumped Bella’s miserable ass and skipped town. — Kirsti: Lucky me, I get the aftermath of the breakup! -_- Marines: Bad news for us all: the aftermath of the breakup is basically the...
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New Moon Chapter 11 – A hole full of hurt.
Previously: Bella almost got vampire mauled, but really big wolves with deep intelligent eyes showed up. — Catherine: Bella opens up this chapter by telling us that she’s surprised she’s still alive....
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New Moon Chapter 13 – Bella. Honey.
Previously: Bella figured out that Jacob was a werewolf and by that we mean she had an inexplicable magical dream about it. — Marines: Surprising no one, Bella decides to go confront the werewolf. She...
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New Moon Chapter 14 – Just wolf things.
Previously: Jacob’s a werewolf with wolf telepathy and silent wolfy steps and wolf fever. — Annie: This chapter opens feeling strangely familiar, with Bella clinging to some guy in a forest while a...
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New Moon Chapter 15 – We’re in New Moon Country now.
Previously: Stephenie Meyer was a jerk about facial scars. — Catherine: We open yet another chapter with Bella waking up in the morning. I know Meyer didn’t actually invent that shitty writing shortcut...
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New Moon Chapter 17 – She’s a brick house.
Previously: Jacob saves Bella from drowning and when she gets home there is a surprise vampire waiting for her. — Marines: We’ve fallen off pace a bit here, and it’s my fault. Time is so hard, you...
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New Moon Chapter 23 – A kind of toilet
Previously: Bella fights her sleep for what felt like an eternity. — Catherine: Bella wakes up again. At the beginning of every chapter she must wake up. It is the prophecy. She immediately remembers...
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Eclipse Chapter 03 – Vampiraptor!
Previously: Edward took Bella’s car apart so she wouldn’t go visit an icky werewolf. — Catherine: So every chapter of this book is roughly 30 pages long so far. I want you to really think about that,...
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