Eclipse Chapter 11 – Racially Uncomfortable
Previously: Meyer tries to explain why her werewolves are totally, seriously not naked right now, okay? — Catherine: So after Bella was handed off for partial custody from vampire to werewolf last...
View ArticleEclipse Chapter 17 – Poor sport
Previously: Bella graduated and prepared to meet party doom. — Marines: As Bella walks the plank that will lead her to a UGH, OH MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? party, Edward sneaks up behind her and pulls...
View ArticleBrainDead S01 E04 – Liberal Tourette’s
Previously: Heads exploded, lives were ruined, but OMG THAT KISS THOUGH. — Wake Up Grassroots: The Nine Virtues of Participatory Democracy, and How We Can Keep America Great by Encouraging an Informed...
View ArticleDesignated Survivor S01 E02 – Stop picking on glasses, dammit.
Previously: Tom’s President now! — The First Day Samantha: Hokay. So this episode starts out at the bombing site, still the night of. The head FBI guy, Atwood, tells Maggie Q to look into all the usual...
View ArticleBreaking Dawn Chapter 15 – Building up to baby love
Previously: Everyone was nice to Jacob and he hated it. — Catherine: The title of this chapter is ‘Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock’, which is appropriate because I can feel my life slipping away as I...
View ArticleDoctor Who S05 E03 – Heil Dalek
Previously: A space whale and an impossible decision make the Doctor act like a dick. — Victory of the Daleks Dani: This is the first episode of Doctor Who that I get to recap, and I’m so psyched to...
View ArticleJessica Jones S01 E03 – Scary Tennant
Previously: Jessica learned Kilgrave’s weakness and Luke’s secret. — AKA It’s Called Whiskey Stephanie: We open with the wonderful credits which go on for a half hour because I’m still watching them...
View ArticleWestworld S01 E02 – A Very Good Guy.
Previously: It’s like a violent, bloody theme park with robots, we think. — Chestnut Marines: 3D PRINTED ROBOTS. (See? I contained myself.) After the previouslies and the credits, a man’s voice tells...
View ArticleCharmed S03 E14 – We are all confusion.
Previously: A wedding made them evil. — The Good, the Bad & the Cursed Marines: Abandoned town of some sort. Phoebe asks her deadbeat dad what the heck they are doing there, and they share a laugh...
View ArticleGame of Thrones S08 E04 – Ghost deserved better.
Previously: Winter came and went. — Democracy Diva: The opening credits continue their reign as the best goddamn thing about this show. The blue ice tiles have stopped flipping over, but as we zoom...
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